This is great. Read This. I love the line, "The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis." HAHA.
Also read this one about a doctor telling a women she was obese. "I told a fat woman she was obese,..." Come on now. What the hell do you expect. The woman was fat. Obese people are at risk. What do you really expect the doc to do? Lie to the heifer and tell her that her obesity will not affect her health. All he did was tell the truth. I would really hope that were not gonna start punishing people for telling the truth. Would you want your doctor not to tell you that something you were doing was hazardous to your health. Thats the mans job. Get a life you fat biaaaattch. Go to another doctor if you dont like what this one told you. My regards to the doc for stating the obvious.
I will end with Captain Toolboat's random question of the day. "Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?" There actors? No, your kidding. I think D-Mann should play his first big role as an actor on Unsolved Mysteries as a wanted child molester in 51 states.
ONE MORE THING!!!! Readon #2 of 101 to move to NH: The New Hampshire constitution is the ONLY constitution in the WORLD that expressly protects its citizens right to revolution.
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