A new feature: Emails from the other Side

Hi Harriet:

I was told that this was our meeting time - but you are not here. This creates exactly what I did not want, which is having holes in my schedule where I can do very little of my work. I find this very annoying.

Also, I have noticed in the schedule that Alice and Bob have one hour meeting. This should not mean that you work half of everybody else. I initially had allocated a two hours slot for you because I want to see work that is worthy the work of two people. This is what I expect.

There is a slot tonight between 6 and 7 that is not taken. I can understand that you are trying to postpone to the latest time possible the meeting (hence take the Wednesday slots) because you think you have more time. But I would like you to be sometimes a more considerate of me and use the flexibility I give you not at my expenses: if you were me would you rather meet somebody the day before you have to leave or an hour before you have to leave?

Anne Boleyn

Response:

Dear Miss Boleyn,

While I thoroughly enjoy your profound knowledge of the English language and its grammar, I find this note a little public. This email is addressed to all 13 of your dirty dozen, but specifically mentions only three, as far as I can tell by translating your cryptic note. - On a side note, I was contacted by the NSA yesterday, they want me for my expertise in cryptograhy. Your notes have some of the most cryptic information I have ever encountered, you put the KGB to shame. - Back to my resonse, 6-7 ? Isnt that Tuesday night Bingo?. Well anyways, I must get back to my guitar, Im writing a new song with Willie recalling our experiences back in Hazard County. Im using a new strumming pattern based on random interleaving.

Later,

Thunderlips