Well, after I long hiatus, I am back. Got caught up in a little trouble as you can see in the picture below. It all started out as fun and games. I had gotten a chance to take the General Lee out for a joy ride. Well it wasnt long 'fore ole Rosco P. Coltrane caught up wit' me. But boy did I show him, as you can see in the first photo. Man that landing was pretty rought, but the General Lee, good ole confederate she is, took the beating gracefully.
I though I was in the clear, but Rosco and Boss Hogg managed to call in a few reinforcements from the Illinoise National Guard. I really pissed em off there, smoking tires and all. They just stood there jumpin and a hollerin'. I gave em the old bird, and sped outta there. 
Down the road a ways, I ran into a road block, so I just parked the ole general on the side of the road, and headed back into the woods. I really had to go, so I just popped a squat right there in the trees. Kept on trampin' through the woods and ended up back out on ole Route 66, where Boss Hogg had left his car parked and running outside the old diner. I hopped on in and took her for a spin. Back out on 66, I saw this scraggly haired man lookin to hitch a ride. Turned out it was ole Willy. We didnt get a mile down the road 'fore Willy had smoked us up so good that we were headed right back into Bear Country. Recognizing Hoggs car we managed to get us an old bear trail on our back door. As you can see, we were still pretty high, and I really had no idea they were on my tail, till I crashed the gate doin 98. Blew the rad and a tire.
Well this explains my long absence. I was holed up in Hazard County Jail for a few weeks on trumped up charges of havin a still in my barn, possession of paraphanelia (We had smoked all we had), and picking up a hitchhiker. But after a few weeks, Miss Daisy came in and did her thing, and old Enus let us out. Well I plan to stay out of trouble till this whole court case goes through, and then Ill be sure to update you on my more recent expeditions. 
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This is why you are failing in school! You bastard.
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