I hope yall stayed up to watch the end of the SONY HD 500 at Fontana. Mr. Kyle Busch became the youngest driver to win a Nextel Cup Race at 20 years of age. Now here's a few good NASCAR jokes I ran across:
What is the difference between Jeff Gordons car and a porcupine?
On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
BROOKE GORDON'S TOP 10 COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE W.C. CHAMP
10. Hasn't washed "lucky underwear" since first cart win at age 10
9. After "doing it", likes to jump up and down on dresser and spray bedroom with bottle of cheap champagne
8. Always leaves oily mess in bathtub after hour long Rogaine soaks
7. Really excited to race in Japan until he discovered "Wonderboy" translates to "Wonton Boy"
6. His-n-Her champ rings look suspiciously like mood rings on sale at K-Mart
5. Really got ticked off when she made bitchin' lava lamp out of Winston Cup trophy for her community ed. craft class
4. Since cool emotional banquet speech, takes him 15 teary eyed minutes to even accept Fed Ex packages
3. Twinkie fingerprints all over butt attract stray dogs when jogging
2. Since she became "First Lady of NASCAR" he wants to be known as "Slick Willie of Love"
AND THE NUMBER 1 BROOKE GORDON COMPLAINT ABOUT THE CHAMP:
1. After wild victory party with Rainbow Warriors, found Unocal hat guy passed out in closet wearing nothing but a Dupont cap and a smile
Here it is folks, the first official poll on Thunderlips Blog:
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