Allie Makes her Debut!

Well, as some of you know, Thunderlips has got a nasty case of the motorcycle fever. After completing his MSF safety course, Thunderlips went shopping for a bike. There were many of these mystique creatures that tempted him, but he kept strong, that is until Allie got under his skin. At first glance she didnt do much for him. But she was one of those that just wouldnt leave his mind. Not a few days later, Allie and Thunderlips got engaged. After a few quick days, they got hitched, and Thunderlips went for his first ride on Allie, and boy was she a beaut. She liked to be run hard, not one to just relax. After there first round together, she just kept beggin' for more and Thunderlips obliged. He took her for there first 100 mile trip, off into uncharted territory. But nightfall came and Thunderlips had to put Allie to bed for the night, but rest assured she'll be wanting more in the morning.

Smoking Ban in PA?

Oh, come on. I thought this trend was restricted to the communist states like NY. I swear, if PA passes this one, Ill be forced to leave. I just dont get it. I mean how many restaurants allow smoking now? Last time I was in I dont remember seeing a smoking section. If you dont want to be around second hand smoke, then dont go to places that allow smoking, simple as that. Next thing you know, there gonna be tellin us we cant smoke in our own homes, cuz the second hand smoke is harming the people next door. If people were truly advocating good health by banning smoking, maybe they should ban all fatty foods. No wait Ive got it, lets ban driving on public highways, since other peoples driving is a hazard to my health. Just like the seatbelt thing. How can someone require me to wear a seatbelt? Who am i hurting by not wearing my seatbelt? Me, thats it, me, and thats my choice.

Singing Aids Telegram

Hello, good morning!
how are you today?
Oh and by the way,
you have AIDS!

Oh, you worry
but dont you fret.
You havent heard the newest treatment yet.

Now dont go shoot yourself in the head
Hell, in a year or two you may be dead!
So, you better tell your lover
and next time take some cover.

And have some class,
dont take it up the @ss!

- Courtesy of Princess Leah